STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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