Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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