she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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