Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
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and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
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He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.