i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
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I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
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I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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