can we get nightvision for the apartment?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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