Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
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ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
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i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Shame - the story of my life.
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