Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
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I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
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Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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