This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
are you so shy because you have an std?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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