Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I CAN MOONWALK!
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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