How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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