GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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