can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
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