Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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