Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
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The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
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I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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