Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
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I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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