I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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