How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
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