I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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