remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
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