I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
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just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
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She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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