Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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