Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Last time i carry you out of a forest
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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