The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
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You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
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I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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