WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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