Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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