I can text with my tongue
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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