YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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