That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
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I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
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First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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