Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
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I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I think my moral compass just broke
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