I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
