i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
it glows. i had to have it.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
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i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
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Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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