woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
third nipple confirmed
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Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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