wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
