So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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