The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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