Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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