): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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