im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
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One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
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just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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