Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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