I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I made him laugh his dick is mine
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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