I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
