beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
no you cant smoke seaweed
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
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I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
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My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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