You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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