He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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