Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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