that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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