I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
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Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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