Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
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It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
as a side note pls kill me
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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