If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
no. you can't hotbox the world.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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