I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
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Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
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GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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