plz talk dirty to me
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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